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Asia plays Sarah, an art student who opens a can of supernatural whoop-ass when she and a colleague decide to snoop around in an urn found in the graveyard of a church. Their meddling immediately unleashes a bunch of demons, who brutally and tortuously slaughter the colleague. Argento must be perversely commended for allowing this kill to drag on; her friend first has a shaft jammed in her mouth, then is disemboweled and wrapped in her own entrails. The scene is far more graphic than anything from real life, of course, but we shouldn't kid ourselves as to why we watch horror movies in the first place. As Dario Argento clearly understands, it is satisfying to get a little more carnage out of the money moment.
From that point on, the plot wavers between The Exorcist 2, Temple of Doom, The Da Vinci Code, and Rosemary's Baby. As a wave of violence and murder (including women dropping their babies off the sides of bridges) sweeps the city, Sarah discovers that she not only has magical powers, but that her family has a historical dark side steeped in mystery and the occult. Along the way, we get plenty of blood and plenty of totally ludicrous, laugh-out-loud but still enjoyable moments.
Asia Argento has carved out a niche for herself in B-movies and indie fare (Gus Van Sant's Last Days and Sophia Coppola's Marie Antoinette), and while I doubt her career trajectory will at any point intersect with an Academy Award nomination, she does right by this scintillating material. There's a brief moment of ick when she showers and her father's camera lovingly caresses her breasts from above… but hey, they're Italian. They do things a little differently on the boot-shaped peninsula, right? The younger Argento is at the plot's center, while Udo Kier has a smaller role as a priest and the rest of the cast is made up of unknown actors who all seem to be having a blast with their often-doltish lines.
This unrated edition DVD features various bonus materials, including a "Making Of" documentary and a conversation with Argento.
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Jonah Flicker writes, lives, drinks, eats, and consumes music in New York, via Los Angeles. He once received a fortune in a fortune cookie that stated the following: "Soon, a visitor shall delight you." He's still waiting.
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