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February 2, 2006
Today I received 165 junk emails. Below are some of the more catchy subject lines, all from the same poetic spammer and alphabetized for your organizational pleasure.

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It's all but impossible to pick a favorite, but I must say I am impartial to 'truckle octophone'.

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N.D. Burkey
A longtime infrequent contributor to LAS, Neil David Burkey is a painter, writer, sculptor and all-around artistic type. He currently lives in London, England, where he is, at long last, a legal resident.

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